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   Hu - Hu Jing-tao, 59, generální tajemník KS Číny. Ve funkci nahradil Jiang Ze-mina George - George W. Bush, President of the United States Condi - Condoleezza Rice, National Security Adviser Yassir - Jásir Arafat , předseda OOP We take you now to the Oval Office. George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new Leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. Condi picks up the phone. Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? Vaše komentáře:Dne 15. 1. 2009 v 13:07 hodin zde zanechal(a) komentář uživatel(ka) H@ppi: Tak to nemá chybu :D Dne 8. 9. 2009 v 01:46 hodin zde zanechal(a) komentář uživatel(ka) Pegusian: homonymálně skvělé:-D Dne 20. 11. 2009 v 17:21 hodin zde zanechal(a) komentář uživatel(ka) Honzis: \"Kofi?\" Dne 30. 12. 2009 v 17:43 hodin zde zanechal(a) komentář uživatel(ka) xD: Hafoo xD To nemá chybu :D:D Dne 24. 1. 2010 v 13:10 hodin zde zanechal(a) komentář uživatel(ka) argi: god,teda good je to bozi Dne 24. 1. 2010 v 17:01 hodin zde zanechal(a) komentář uživatel(ka) Shanie: naprosto bezvadný. :Đ vážně mě to pobavilo... Dne 12. 2. 2010 v 20:56 hodin zde zanechal(a) komentář uživatel(ka) kusan: dost slušně udělaná omeleta po anglicku :-) Dne 19. 2. 2010 v 22:26 hodin zde zanechal(a) komentář uživatel(ka) Cyclop: Boží slovní hříčky. Nejlepší na tom je, že Mr. Křoví byl natolik blbý, že Dne 4. 12. 2010 v 11:36 hodin zde zanechal(a) komentář uživatel(ka) Langoš: Tak to je bobma, věřim tomu, že to proběhlo ve skutečnosti :D | |||||||||||||||||||||
